Saturday, February 7, 2009

Too much stimulation

Judith Warner, a New York Times columnist, dreamed Barack Obama was taking a shower at her place just when she needed to shave her legs. Then Barry had the gall to smoke, which perturbed Ms. Warner's husband, Max. After conducting research via e-mail, she determined:

Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the president. In these dreams, the women replaced Michelle with greater or lesser guilt or, in the case of a 62-year-old woman in North Florida, whose dream was reported to me by her daughter, found a fully above-board solution: “Michelle had divorced Barack because he had become ‘too much of a star.’ He then married my mother, who was oh so proud to be the first lady,” the daughter wrote me.

Ms. Warner must not have interviewed men who wanted to have sex with Barry. At least she didn't report on it. No doubt there are many who wouldn't dream of replacing Michelle in the president's bed--the more the merrier.

No wonder the Times is hemorrhaging. Ms. Warner isn't a journalist. She's a pervert.


Brigid said...


A former coworker from Colorado had a niece in Junior High attend, as part of a group, one of the Democratic events during the nomination in order to write a paper on it for school.

Her parents weren't particularly interested in politics or parties, so the kid didn't have any views one way or the other when she went.

Needless to say I about spewed a beer when she described the event as "a bunch of women who looked more like men, and a bunch of men who acted like women."

Somerled said...

There's truth in the utterances of the young!